Saturday, January 26, 2008

Homos are so Gay


Well, I was GOING to get my lab done today at work, but noooooo.....the 2 people that I like (that don't hurt) are both OFF! Grrrreeeatttt!! Oh well, I can wait until Monday. Plus, it's fasting lab, and once I found out that my 2 weren't working, it was Mt. Dew city.
I've been doing some investigatin' about this Postpartum Depression. I know I'm not the doc, but it's like wearing a chicken suit to work - it just doesn't make sense. But, maybe after a couple of weeks of happy pills, it will.
LOL. "Everything is beautiful!" "Mel, shutup." "I love America! God Bless the U.S.A.! Hugs for you!!" I only hope I can go back to my normal annoying self.
It seems that this time of year brings everybody down. There's an actual condition for like, the winter blues....which name escapes me at the moment. It's unreal - the coolest people I know are going through the hardest times right now - all very different circumstances but each one high on the "sucks ass" scale.

They do say to go to a tanning session every once in a while to actually get some sunshine. Makes sense, if you want to be a Beggin' Strip or look like this guy here.

Since I've been Captain Sadpants for what seems like years, I thought it would be fun to actually go out on a 'date' this weekend with Dan. We haven't done that in, oh....almost 4 years? Don't get me wrong, we go out to eat, etc...but we never get 'gussied up'....you know what I'm saying. Normally I'm in a sweatshirt and jeans....tonight, it's a sweatshirt, jeans, and makeup.

I was trying to think of different things to do......when I was a teenager, we just went to the mall. For 4 hours. That's the way it was, and we liked it!!! Aladdin's didn't even have an air hockey table then!! What did we do to pass the time??!! Looking back, we could have made some extra money sweeping....we made so many laps around the place. To this day, my favorite "high school mall job" was Baskin-Robbins. You got paid to socialize and give your pals free ice cream. I also tried the Kay-bee toys route. You think I would be in heaven working at a toy store. NOPE. I got sick 84958485 times while working there. It was worse than a day care. Parents are idiots - the kid is off sick from school, so they just take them along for their 800 errands, and end up contaminating 1/2 the free world. I remember one kid whose face was blood red (from fever) and he was coughing his head off....walking around the store while his mom shopped elsewhere. It was pathetic and sad.


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Fast forward to 9:43 pm!! LOL. The previous was typed about 6:00 am, I started to get busy at work, (and not in a good way) so I had to cease the ramblin'. Tonight was fun - absolutely fun. It was a nice breather away....just 3 hours, but still. We went to Johnny B's (his favorite place for wings in this town) and then bowling, which I haven't done since high school. LOL. I'm not coordinated AT ALL. I bowl like a 3 year old does. I get to the line and heave the ball. I am in no way ready for the Pro Bowling Circuit, sponsored by Delores' Cafe. My first game was 54. Second? 90 BEOTCH!! The funnest time I had was constantly changing our names on the scoreboard screen. Ben Dover, Lew Zerr, Mookie Wilson.....LOL. Awe-sem.

We then went to the candy store in the mall because Dan loves Runts candy, but he reeeeally likes the banana runts, so I got him a pound of banana runts. You know, mainly to make him sick of his all time favorite candy. Next month is his turn. Pray for me.

I guess I'll close for now. I feel like I'm coming down with something - you know how you get all sinus-ey like you just inhaled Dr. Pepper in both nostrils? That's what my nose feels like.
Like someone round-house kicked me in the face with a bag of Lenders Bagels. Like my face was a possum and my sinuses were an 18 wheeler on J.R. Miller Blvd.
I'll stop now.

xoxo,
Mel



Song in my head:

"Buddy Holly" ~ Weezer


What's with these homies dissin' my girl?

Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?


Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours.

Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all the time.

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.


Don't you ever fear, I'm always there.

I know that you need help.
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit.
You need a guardian.

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all the time.


Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.



Bang bang knock on the door,

another big bang, you're down on the floor.
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe.
I can't run and I can't kick.
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue?
Oh-oh-oh....
And that's for all the time.


Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.

I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Glad to read you and Dan had a date night..Dave and I did that a few weeks ago we went to dinner at Chili's and saw Sweeny Todd the Demon Barber..it was gory but good!! Johnny Depp was in it and that's all it take for me to see it..LOL..oh yea you were talking about "winter blues" it is a condition and its called Seasonal Affective Disorder a.k.a. S.A.D. (no joke). Well I hope you get to feeling better. I hope I do soon :-(